Did some work

Cut the onion (tears and more tears) and the celery. The bird is not quite thawed. Need to get the innards and the neck to make broth for the dressing and the gravy. It may take a few hours to get it out. But then, I do need to wash clothes or (oops, nudity) dress up today too.

I have lost Alberta again. She is not answering her phone and she did not tell me she was going shopping. Ellie does not have her. Ellie and Charlie are at the hardware store. That's Ellie's toy store. Whenever you lose her, just call her cell. She will be at the hardware store or staging another home for sale.

OK, I give up, I will call Alberta and leave a message for her.

Now I will sort the laundry.